Sponge (obviously not used all the time, has been used on more than one occasion. More “you’re out of your sponge” than “this organ right here that makes you halfway sapient is your sponge.” )
ON THAT NOTE, NOW IS PROBABLY A GOOD TIME TO POINT OUT THAT THESE TERMS ARE CALLED BY THEIR ENGLISH EQUIVALENTS FAIRLY OFTEN AS WELL, WHICH HELPS TO ESTABLISH CONTEXT. YOU’RE JUST AS LIKELY TO HEAR “SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT” AS YOU ARE “SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR PROTEIN CHUTE.” I’M NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHY I’M SPEAKING IN CAPS HERE, BUT WHATEVER. AND I PROBABLY COULD HAVE JUST POSTED THIS ABOVE THE CHART INSTEAD OF STRETCHING THIS BOX BUT WHAT THE FUCK EVER.
Think Pan, Lobe Stem, Puzzle Sponge
Seedflap, Squawk Gaper, Question Geyser
Most likely similar to a penis, but more alien-y. Definitely a part of Troll anatomy that is used for reproduction. :
Collapsing and Expanding Bladder Based Aquatic Vascular System
Tongue (Also used for "plate"):
Another sex organ, obviously. Most likely a rough analogue for testicles. In that case “globes” works just as well. Depending on whether or not Karkat was just being Karkat, this might lead credence to the “vestigial gender” theory:
Autoerogonous Shame Globes
Wriggling Day, Larval Awakening
Load Gaper (Bluebloods say "toilet")
Ablution Trap (Bluebloods say "bathtub.")
One Wheeled Device
Two Wheeled Device
Four Wheeled Device
Cake, bread, meatloaf:
Thresher (Was also used in a similar context to “fan.”)
Possibly an IV?:
Petticoat Seagrift, Gambligant
Armored Bears/ Panserbjorne?:
FIGURES OF SPEECH FUCK
“hand and foot”:
Prong and Nub
"crazier than a shithouse rat":
"cup of tea" :
"cup of sauce"
"puts the icing on the cake":
"puts the mucus on the grubloaf"
"tripping globes." Hussie, I love you for that one.